Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear Women at the Gym

Please do not become angry and shoot me "Excuse me?!" looks should I stare at your buttocks while you are on the stepping machine. You see, I am a voracious reader. I read everything in sight in order to further educate myself. Therefore, if you have P on one ass cheek and NK on the other, I am merely staring intently, trying to find out what this could possibly mean. Proper spelling is key to my understanding. " Just looking for the "I" maam... just looking for the "I"."
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  1. jackMarch 17, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    One thing I can say about Mikey, the man just loves to learn!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    Reading girls asses is fun. I especially like it when a girl puts a paragraph plastered against her boobs.

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